btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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