Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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