ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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