Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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