"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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