i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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