One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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