Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower