so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.