so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night