Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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