i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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