i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions