is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.