Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher