no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP