This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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