he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month