absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.