Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.