ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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