Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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