I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
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After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.