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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.

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That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling

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(724): I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo. (724): That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling http://tfl.nu/z57r

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends

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Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.

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(704): Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends (704): Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/v731

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.

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(403): This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy. http://tfl.nu/kmxm

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(706): View more from Georgia

Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?

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(706): Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings? http://tfl.nu/0565

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(207): View more from Maine

I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.

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(207): I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg. http://tfl.nu/2hwi

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(937): View more from Ohio

How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.

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(937): How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold. http://tfl.nu/0xc1

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(409): View more from Texas

Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo

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(409): Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo http://tfl.nu/65rk

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

he was once again the drunkest girl at the party

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(610): he was once again the drunkest girl at the party http://tfl.nu/18ag

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.

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(506): I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside. http://tfl.nu/nmit

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(512): View more from Texas

So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.

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(512): So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands. http://tfl.nu/oa75

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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.

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(817): Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it. http://tfl.nu/7l3r

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(772): View more from Florida

Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.

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(772): Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid. http://tfl.nu/hte9

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Cockoligist

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Yes, one may refer to me as that.

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I should make business cards.

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(780): Cockoligist (587): Yes, one may refer to me as that. (587): I should make business cards. http://tfl.nu/nsw3

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(513): View more from Ohio

Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room

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(513): Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room http://tfl.nu/wjdc

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.

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(601): I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status. http://tfl.nu/a1hp

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