Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...