check it out our google latitudes are spooning
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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