He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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