I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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