the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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