Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi