Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.