I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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