we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize