kristin has been a bad kristin
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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