Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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