LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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