That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!