I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Deaf chicks here I come
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?