Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.