i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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