It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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