covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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