dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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