I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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