My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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