Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
from now on my penis is your penis
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
