I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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