Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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