i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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