how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Is Oprah even human
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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