Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.