That's when you crack a 10am beer
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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