Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
two words: eviction party
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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