suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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