My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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