My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
You can't motorboat a personality
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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