States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i believe in u and ur pee
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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