I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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