how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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