she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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