butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??