its not stalking. its research.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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